Today, I have been faced
with the time old question that has plagued society for centuries- do you want the
good news or the bad news first? Unfortunately, in print it’s difficult to
please both parties, but I’ve gone with my instinct and punted for bad. It’s
only up from here…
Ladies, it’s official-
Professor Green is off the market. That’s right, the ever charming Hackney born
rapper has hopped off the stage and landed on one knee, supplementing Millie
Mackintosh’s ever stylish and over flowing wardrobe with the ultimate
accessory. If you’re prone to jealousy, I suggest you look away now...
There is light at the end
of the tunnel, I assure you! Here it is- just think how gorgeous Millie’s dress
is going to be? Cheered you up? Yeah, me too. So with wedding bells chiming in
the distance, and my imagination running away with itself once more, I
pondered, what would I wear to the bash? It’s time to look for that
perfect wedding (guest) dress, and I think I’ve found the answer right here at
South West Ten.
The general rule of thumb
as a wedding guest is to avoid white, full length lace numbers, so taking this
on board, I present to you option number one. This vibrant, fitted midi dress cinches
in any waist and exudes effortless feminine sophistication. The royal purple
will spice up any reception, and the fabric is machine washable- ideal after
close encounters with drunken uncles and their dangerously full champagne flutes.
http://www.southwestten.com/clothing/dresses/Purple-Dress |
Alternately, this nude
bodycon beauty with cut-out arms oozes luxury whatever the occasion.
Reminiscent of the infamous Herve Leger bandage dresses, this fitted number
offers designer chic at an affordable price. Need I say more?
http://www.southwestten.com/clothing/dresses/Nude-Bandage-Dress http://www.southwestten.com/clothing/dresses/Stretch-V-Neck-Sleeveless-Pencil-Dress |
Not every skin tone can
master nude (myself included), but my final pick of the day happens to come in
cobalt, black, red and navy, which pretty much has every palette covered. With
flattering pleats over the stomach and an elegant V-neckline, nothing says
understated glamour more.
So there you have it,
three sensational picks that scream wedding attire. Besides, what better way to
cure serious jealousy than to go shopping? After all, it’s a well known fact
that a statement dress is the new prozac.
Oh and if you’re reading
this Millie, I am more than welcome to be maid of honour. Just thought I’d put
it out there…